Melody Diner Song
D&D RS --13--
Song by Austin & Ally cast
Episode: "Diners & Daters"
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Austin & Ally - Diners & Daters Random Singing

Austin & Ally - Diners & Daters Random Singing

Melody Diner Song is a song sung by AustinAllyTrishDez, and Mindy. It's featured in the episode Diners & Daters, when Austin is blaming Ally for ruining his chances with Cassidy.


Mindy: Austin, you know the rules
You have to serve all the customers
Now sing!

Austin: Ally, all I wanted was a song for Cassidy
And you let me down

Ally: I did the best I could with what you gave me
Why am I singing?
I don't even work here

Dez: I'm all out of chicken pot pie
I need some more now, please!

Mindy: Trish, get my Dezzy-roo some more chicken pot pie now

Trish: Don't snap your fingers at me
And stop taking advantage of my friend
Ew, did I just call Dezzy-roo my friend?
Ew, did I just call him Dezzy-roo?

Dez: Somebody, just get me some more chicken pot pie
I don't care who it is

Mindy: Trish, I don't like your attitude
You're fired
You're fired

Trish: You can't fire me because I quit
I quit
I quit
I quit

I quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Ally: I just wanted to be a good friend and help you out
Why I am singing again?

Austin: Well you definitely helped
You helped me blow my chances with Cassidy

Ally: (spoken) I can't believe you're blaming me for this.

Dez: Fine
I'll get my own pie. 


  • This whole song was made to be an improvisation.
  • In reality, Ally and Dez didn't need to sing because they didn't work at the diner. Ally commented on this twice but continued to sing, anyway.
  • This song is not featured in the Austin & Ally Soundtrack.
  • This is the first time that Trish & Dez are featured singing.
  • In this song, Trish calls Dez "Dezzy-roo".